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Me:
*On twitter*
Twitter:
Last tweet 4 minutes ago
Me:
*refresh*
Twitter:
Last tweet 4 minutes ago
Me:
......twitters broken..

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Me:
*on tumblr and twitter on computer*
Dad:
can i use that a second?
Me:
Yeah sure *clicks onto twitter tab* *minimizes* *opens dad's emails*
*A bit later*:
Dad:
okay i'm done now..
Me:
It's okay i'm just doing this work..feel free to close the internet stuff..
Dad:
Okay...*click click*....hahahahahaa
Me:
*internal panic*
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what tab did i leave open?!
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oh gawd is he looking at tumblr?!
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oh LORD what the hell has he seen now?!
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he's never going to see me the same again....
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oh dear oh dear oh -
Me:
What?
Dad:
Your friend is having a baked potato for breakfast...
Me:
*HUGE INTERNAL SIGH OF RELIEF* Ohh yeah..that's a general twitter sort of comment...

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Waiting for the Hobbit is like being pregnant, you already love it, you just have to wait 9 months to actually see it…
(Saw this on twitter yesterday) ACCURATE QUOTE IS ACCURATE!

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