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heartless: turbulenced: theblackship: brookwheresmallfishswim: zehausja: I swore to myself that I would never reblog anything to do with cats. I have broken the oath to myself.  I feel like the samurai sword master in Kill Bill. But this must be done. gsfahaua mommy chased away the bad kitty dreams with her paw and hugged her baby omfg i’m scREAMING OMFG„ i wish a cat did this 2 me cause humans are weird This is so freakin cute

heartless:

turbulenced:

theblackship:

brookwheresmallfishswim:

zehausja:

I swore to myself that I would never reblog anything to do with cats.

I have broken the oath to myself. 

I feel like the samurai sword master in Kill Bill.

But this must be done.

gsfahaua mommy chased away the bad kitty dreams with her paw and hugged her baby omfg i’m scREAMING OMFG„

i wish a cat did this 2 me cause humans are weird

This is so freakin cute

(Source: yquepasawuacho, via harunomisa)

Filed under THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN cats

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Me:
Whoever i get married to...better not mind getting rid of all the spiders...i'm not doing it..
Dad:
That better be one of your...first tests then..
Me:
Tests? What on?
Dad:
..I don't know..
Me:
On the dating site?
Dad:
...
Me:
When i'm 40?
Dad:
...
Me:
.. I wont need it to say that then all my cats will take care of the spiders...

Filed under forever alone spiders cats crazy cat lady dating site dad me and dad convo

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Who says cats don't know what's going on...

Me:
*takes out phone to take a photo of my cat sleeping on my coursework - therefore symbolising how boring it is*
Cat:
zzzZZZZZ
Me:
*takes photo*
Cat:
*wakes up* *looks at my phone in photo taking position* *rolls over into cute "take my photo" position*
Me:
Ohh what are you like...
Me:
*fiddles with phone for a few minutes*
Cat:
zzzZZZZZ (now in slightly warped version of cute rolled over position*
Me:
Lenny d'ya want your picture taken now?
Cat:
*looks* *rolls into cute position again and stays perfectly still*
Me:
*takes photo* thank you darling ;)

Filed under my cats are my bezzies cats photos yeah my cat's name is lenny lenny and carl like off the simpsons

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#What comes from being a cat person…

Cat pops up out of nowhere for attention i am beyond used to it and depending which of my cats it is..i’m either very nice and friendly..grab hold of them and pin them against me so they can’t move [always in a friendly way..i would never be nasty to my mini bezzie’s!]…or just poke them at which point they roll over and look at me like “..you poke me? o.O..then i roll and be cuuuteeeee”

When my friends are round and my cat just pops up out of nowhere for attention they almost jump out of their skin and my cat just looks at them like “..woah maaan…unnecessary?” ..well either that or just run off immediately..

Maybe i should start warning my friends when they’re appearing xD

Filed under cats love cat people friends cat person me i'm around too many cats my cats are great i love my cats