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Be Yourself..Everyone Else Is Taken

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Me:
Whoever i get married to...better not mind getting rid of all the spiders...i'm not doing it..
Dad:
That better be one of your...first tests then..
Me:
Tests? What on?
Dad:
..I don't know..
Me:
On the dating site?
Dad:
...
Me:
When i'm 40?
Dad:
...
Me:
.. I wont need it to say that then all my cats will take care of the spiders...

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