June 2012
1 tag
So you know how people were all excited to see how...
waitfortheawesomeness:
When you're thinking about really inappropriate...
damnthatswhatshesaid:
bennyslegs:
kawaiirella:
yuumita:
how did the word “ship” even come to describe two people/characters that you like to pair together
what if it was called a car
i car these characters so hard
carring wars
your car sucks mine is better it’s canon
i will go down with this truck
relationship
martin freeman: they've lit me very roundly. that's why i look round. otherwise i look very chiseled in real life.
mark gatiss: you do look chiseled.
martin freeman: chiseled out of what exactly?
benedict cumberbatch: MARSHMALLOWWWWWWWW
cumberbass:
that moment when you realize that you’re in love with so many famous people or fictional characters that you wonder if your heart could love an ordinary person
midnightexultation:
savvy13lady:
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javelining:
it is the year 2050. gender in terms of male/female has been replaced with human/dancer. a woman in the delivery room has just given birth and as the doctor pulls the child from her womb she gasps “is it human… or is it dancer?” the doctor cuts the cord and announces, “it’s human.” nobody notices the father’s face darken. he wanted a dancer
Reblog this if you like Sherlock, Johnlock, Martin...
rossybowties:
Dying because I didn’t expect this to get so many notes! I’ve been through about 300 of these blogs but it’s getting so diffcult now. Why are there so many perfect tumblrs?
i’m close to 20,000 posts wut…
thatfunnyblog:
if someone ever cheats on me im going to invite them for a romantic candle lit dinner in a deserted area and then im going to tell them stories about how i killed my ex boyfriend in the woods because he cheated on me and then im going to point to the trees and say “actually those woods right over there” and then im going to blow out the candle and laugh
mumsawitch:
On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...
jimsbringingsassyback:
I’m seeing that “best anagram” thing on my dash again.
And I’m sorry, but this will always be the best one:
Hmmm so health anxiety...
confessionsofananxietysufferer:
I mean I’ve always been a hypochondriac when it comes to going to the doctor’s and stuff like that I just get worried, always have. But recently I’ve developed health anxiety quite badly. Like I’ll go to the doctor’s for a simple thing and explain what’s wrong blah blah and they’ll say it’s all fine. So I’ll be ok for like 10 minutes and then it’s like BAM, what...
Benedict... You're so cute.
themightyraveness:
This is the Best GIF Ever
pleatedjeans:
When you walk out to your car and realize you forgot your keys:
When the power is out and you go to turn on a light switch:
When you get to school and realize you forgot your homework:
When you walk into a room and forget why you’re there:
When you walk down the aisle and realize you forgot the wedding rings:
When you hit your head on a low beam:
When a mosquito...
