U.M.Q.R.A

All we have to decide, is what to do with the time that is given to us

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Jack Sparrow: Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.

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thistie:

Love both of their reactions - Amanda’s face after knowing what she did and Martin finding it amusing.

Filed under monty python live LOL Amanda...bless you martin and amanda